Does Your Dog Own A Skateboard? Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball? I hear him in the kitchen, I hear him in the hall. I just have to stop and wonder At the wonder of it all! Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball? Does your dog play soccer? Or maybe basketball? I can feel the windows rattle I can feel it through the wall I just have to stop and wonder At the wonder of it all! Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball? Does your dog have a cricket bat? A cricket rubber ball? I hear him through the ceiling, See a bit of plaster fall. I just have to stop and wonder At the wonder of it all! Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball?